Marking exam scripts can be quite amusing...
especially when u come across such cute, honest and innocent answers. let me share with u a few examples from Akhlaq:
1.Adakah kita patut bersikap lemah-lembut dan bersopan-santun terhadap manusia sahaja atau kepada semua makhluk?
ans: Kita harus bersifat sopan kepada semua makhluk termasuk juga syaitan.
2. Apakah yang boleh menyebabkan seseorang itu bergaduh?
ans 1: memalukan orang lain seperti menarik seluar
ans 2: mencari pasal
then for Fiqh, there was this girl who spelled "komo-komo" instead of "kumur-kumur". comel kan? had a chuckling good time marking her paper laa~ hee..
n how could i ever forget those answers they gave me for their homework?
Q: Pernahkah anda berbohong? Apakah bentuk pembohongan itu?
Ans 1: Ya. Saya bohong dgn kawan saya yang saya dah pernah pergi Disneyland...
Ans 2: Ya. Saya berbohong dgn Mak yang saya minum air putih, tetapi saya minum air gas waktu recess...
alahai~ will surely miss my kids when i've to leave one day... kdg2 tu geram jugak dgn bdk2 ni. esp the boys. suka nah crowd around my table tau. rimas! then, since my voice is not so loud, they will do the shouting for me: "DIAMLAH! USTAZAH KAN NAK CAKAP!" one after another. that, will only makes the class noisier.
how they always try to impress me.
accompany me during recess time.
buy for me food.
ampu2 me (hehe. *secret*)...
anw, i promised my 2 form classes that whoever scored the highest for Arabic paper will get a special present from me. :D
why Arabic? coz it's my fav subject, n coz i'm the I/C of that subject kat masjid ni (P1-P6 je. for kelas Remaja ada satu ustaz cekik darah ni yg handle =P), n also as a motivating factor for them to work harder. (nak bagi for ALL subjects budget lum cukup. heh).
the rate of failures for Arabic is quite high. gue risau banget beb. coz it can be demoralising for the students. very. n they might hate the subject bcoz of that. n oh, how i dread that to happen. i want to show them, convince them that Arabic is not a difficult subject after all. it's challenging, yes. but that's exactly why it's very intriguing and interesting. kalau senang sgt, nnt dah kureng oOmpH dia~ :D
selalu orang cakap Arabic tu susah. =( if u already have such a pessimistic mindset, u'll lose confidence n less likely to have the drive to improve on the subject. kan? "alah...mmg subject tu susah pe. kawan2 pun ckp subject tu susah. so dpt markah cukup makan pun takpe ah.." anak-anak ummi nnt beranilah ckp mcm tu depan ummi kalau nak kene lesing~ =P
ok dah. actually this post is for my own memoir. oh yep, b4 i forget, there was also this P1 boy whom i invigilated last Tuesday. everytime my eyes caught his, he would smile very sheepishly, n avert his gaze from me. n again, those "romantic" moments repeat. comel kan? Aiman name die. bila dia senyum kan, terserlah gigi depannye yg rongak. fuh. mengancam beb!=P Aiman belajar rajin2, jadi good boy, nnt bila ustazah ada daughter, i might consider u as my son-in-law tau. hee~ (iyelah tu Khadijah~ fikir siket punyer jauh eh...=P)
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came across an article entitled What Does Beautiful Really Mean? . check out this beautiful last paragraph:
Let us never fall into the trap of seeing beauty only in what a person looks like. That kind of beauty is skin deep. Allah alone can see the real beauty of each person He has created. In trying to live as good Muslims, we, too, might one day reach that kind of beauty that is so attractive to others.
:)
